i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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