He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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