Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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