Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"