They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...