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(518): View more from New York

Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle

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(518): Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle http://tfl.nu/ebj2

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(616): View more from Michigan

GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?

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(616): GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore? http://tfl.nu/fc2z

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(530): View more from California

So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant

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(530): So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant http://tfl.nu/6mtv

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(973): View more from New Jersey

doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...

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(973): doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea... http://tfl.nu/umc9

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.

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(218): Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it. http://tfl.nu/dm7u

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

im here for your entertainment

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(401): Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you. (603): im here for your entertainment http://tfl.nu/u5ht

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(732): View more from New Jersey

because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think

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(732): because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think http://tfl.nu/340q

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.

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(715): Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor. http://tfl.nu/kri4

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(301): View more from Maryland

He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.

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(301): He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis. http://tfl.nu/pct3

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?

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(651): Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend? http://tfl.nu/kwwo

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything

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Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order

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(814): Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything (1-814): Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order http://tfl.nu/zkyg

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(765): View more from Indiana

The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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(765): The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange http://tfl.nu/tkqz

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(813): View more from Florida

There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.

(701): View more from North Dakota

You're so thoughtful.

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(813): There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad. (701): You're so thoughtful. http://tfl.nu/53am

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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(651): My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means (651): ITS ORAL SEX CAROL http://tfl.nu/ccj7

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(469): View more from Texas

He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.

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(469): He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out. http://tfl.nu/vcz5

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