Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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