u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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