Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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