yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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