jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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