In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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