You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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