too bad you live with your parents still
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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