Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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