you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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