Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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