just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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