sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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