In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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