Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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