love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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