she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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