it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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