I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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