with your own penis?
one might say we're banned from that church
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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