See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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