I'd wear matching sweaters with you
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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