it wasn't lemon gatorade
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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