Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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