508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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