I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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