i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
