Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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