we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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