I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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