How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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