The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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