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go home
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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