i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
our cab driver is having phone sex.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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