why didn't you poke me back
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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