Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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