Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
high people should be assigned attendants
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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