You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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