So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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