i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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