I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
50% drunk capacity currently
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
do nipples grow back?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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