I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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