No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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