It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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