The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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