the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
