The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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