how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
