She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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