Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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