Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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