your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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