We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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