careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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