Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Text me some of your sweat
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